Down in Arkansas They serve you coleslaw Chopped up finer than a bale of straw When you crunch and gnaw A bunch of coleslaw Keep chew-chewin like a cross cut saw Exercise you jaw By eatin coleslaw Best ol goodness that you ever saw You can break no law By wantin coleslaw It ain't nothin but some cabbage raw It can't be beat Just the simplest of a treat Its fine with meat Or with anything you eat Your chops flip flop You'll enjoying every drop Your teeth go bop You'll never stop Yes in Arkansas They serve you coleslaw That's good strategy without a flaw It's a cinch to draw A plate of coleslaw It ain't nothin but some cabbage raw ... Yes in Arkansas They serve you coleslaw That's good strategy without a flaw It's a cinch to draw A plate of coleslaw It ain't nothin but some cabbage raw No bread No meat No potatos and nothin as sweet All I want Is a lot of coleslaw