The Shaggy Show feat. Snoop Dogg

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From Southwest Detroit, deep within Zug Island's industrial waste depository. It's Shaggy Time!!! (Shaggy 2 Dope) Hey, how ya doin down there It's nice to see ya, alright! Waddup ya'll? Welcome to the show I'm Shaggy like you don't fuckin know This is my sidekick, Fat Pat He goes, hehehe, and all of that Anyhow on my way here I almost died This bitch in front of me was like 105 They worry about drunks and late night truckers Old ass bitches tryin to kill motherfuckas This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or more Then she makes a right into my side door This comedy shit's gettin old (The game is to be sold, not to be told) You can feel the excitment, right? Snoop Dogg is with us tonight Hahaha that's what I'm sayin On the Shaggy Show, shiit we ain't playin And that ain't it, also on the show Anotha motherfucka that, well, most of ya know You see 'em with me a lot, he's like a brother Violent J's in this mutherfucka! (I like that kid Violent J) Hey Mike "Whats up?" How ya doin today? "Just great Shaggs" Well that's great Lets give a hand, To Mike E. Clark and that gangsta fun band! We'll be right back with Violent J! (Playa Hater's Degree 'Commercial') (Shaggy 2 Dope) Ok, my first guest, he's nutty as hell He just served a half a year in the county jail Now he's back, for now at least Hey Violent J's in this bitch ass piece (Violent J) Waddup ya'll? Whats happenin' It's been six months and my dick ain't haven it If I don't hurry up and get me some ass I might bust this nut on your tv glass Anyway I'm workin on my brand new shit A brand new group with my homies, Twiztid It's called Dark Lotus, should I play some for ya'll? Hell Nah! (Shaggy 2 Dope) Now I been hearin a little of this and that About you havin some kinda panic attack Tell us, um, is it true? And when you have one, what tha fuck do you do? (Violent J) Well I'll be sittin there enjoyin a coffe And then all of a sudden I'm like, get off me! Then I start chokin out pedestrians Until they give me my shot of calaphlestrian But that's all over now and that's that I'm a perfectly normal necrophiliac Just don't test me, or pull strings forget it I might grab your neck and do bad things with it (Shaggy 2 Dope) Well on that note, thank you J, for real Well just pop you one of them Fallopian pills Take your ass back stage now and relax Snoop Dogg is comin up next!!! Stay right here we'll be right back (Mamma's Hot Chilli 'Commercial') (Shaggy 2 Dope) Thanks fellas, alright yo we're back My next guest pioneered the sound of rap He's come a long way from the LBC Please welcome Snoop D-O double G (Snoop Dogg) Look up in the sky it's a bird, it's a plane It's the big dogg yo, fuckin wit the Insane Clown, get down, nigga I represent the town Hey yo Violent J let's go half on this pound I stay gangsta lay funk, I drop the bomb They call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise your arm So any MC that seem to disagree with me Step up and watch your motherfuckin ass meet defeat (Shaggy 2 Dope) Snoop, you got platinum on your wall Where all the fools stare and scratch their balls They wanna be like you, They wanna try to and steal your flows Yo, why is that so? (Snoop Dogg) It's like everywere I look, and everywere I go Some bitch ass nigga tryin to steal my flow But I don't pay 'em no attention, oh should I mention I'm all about the money and ridin in cars with suspension Bounce, makin on the corners smokin dope Smokin that weed hangin out with my locs and folks Don't give a fuck about nothin at all That's why I'm known to the world As big motherfuckin Snoop Dogg, nigga (Shaggy 2 Dope) Snoop Dogg everybody! Now we gotta bring a close to our party Thanks Violent J my loc And thank you Snoop for that bag of smoke Join us next time for the show We'll have that one bitch from Letters To Cleo That's it for now, I'm out this bitch Hey yo gangsta fun, show 'em how ya got rich!