It was a Monday night when I went out with the boys It was free drinks for all, you could only smell the joys I think I went a little too far I ended up on the floor But you know I'll be back in the morn' Well, someone drove me home But I don't know who they were They took me to a hospital, I said what's this bloody bar They said my head was bleeding and I'd gone too bloody far But you know I'll be back in the morn' Chorus: Clear the way, clear the way Paddy's going out again today Clear the way, clear the way Paddy's going drinking in the U.S.A. Well the next thing you know I was lying on the ground I drank some more whiskey, you know I was feeling sound I dreamt I met MacGowan and he bought me another round And the two of us went drinkin' 'til the morning. Chorus Well all my cash is gone and my guts are getting sore I can no longer spend my evenings laying on Wally's floor And if there's a bastard out there Who will lend us another score Then the two of us will go out drinkin' 'til the morning Chorus