Hey, papa make mama a smoothie Make mama a smoothie right now Hey, papa make mama a smoothie 'Cause when mama drinks a smoothie little baby goes wild And it starts splashing and a-splishn' like a school of little fishes If a school of little fish was in me Then glub, glub, glub like a fart in the tub Like a fart in the tub inside of me And then the head and butt start rollin' Like two balls bowling perfect games on the lanes inside of me Then a great big kick up under my ribs that feels like nothing else But assures me of the health And the length and the strength of my little baby Because when baby is feelin' lazy Mama goes crazy thinkin' something's wrong And then mama runs to papa And she sings him this little song Hey, papa make mama a smoothie Make mama a smoothie right now Hey, papa make mama a smoothie 'Cause when mama drinks a smoothie little baby goes wild And it starts splashing and a-splishn' like a school of little fishes If a school of little fish was in me Then glub, glub, glub like a fart in the tub Like a fart in the tub inside of me And then the head and butt start rollin' Like two balls bowling perfect games on the lanes inside of me Then a great big kick up under my ribs that feels like nothing else But assures me of the health And the length and the strength of my little baby Hey, papa make mama a smoothie Make mama a smoothie right now Hey, papa make mama a smoothie 'Cause when mama drinks a smoothie little baby goes wild