Clink, clink, another drink Plenty in the cellar when it's gone Drink, drink, the glasses clink Making tinkly music till the dawn is breaking Clang, clang, who cares a dang? What's the difference when you're on a spree? Over the teeth, behind the gums Look out stomach here she comes Hi, have another drink on me Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle Trinkle, trinkle, trinkle, trinkle Slice of cheese and bite of pickle Doesn't even cost a nickel Now to wash it down Clink, clink, no more to drink I had a cellar full but now its gone Drink, drink, the glasses clink Like the anvil chorus and my head is splitting Uh, brinking, uh, busting, oh brother Oh, ow, what'll I do now Pink elephants are running after me Oh, that stuff is smooth as silk From now on I'll stick to milk Nothing else to drink for me