PHILIP Hello everyone, I'm Philip... Always the bride, never the groom... PHILIP I'm known in all the wrong places I'm one of those faces You'll never forget And those who may not adore me Could never ignore me I'm placing a bet I can be real shallow if I try But there's so much more to me than meets the eye My manner can be misconstrued as trite I'm irrepressible - a creature of the night These rags don't tell the whole story I live for the glory Of turning your head And while I have your attention I'd kill for a mention In the popular press I'm the holy mother of invention I'm so hip I never need to try The perfect cure for your anal retention I'm unforgettable A creature of desire PHILIP You've got it all wrong I think I've met your sister, Cinderella I know what would look good on you, me! Huh, right FREAKS I'm known in all the wrong places I'm one of those faces You'll never forget I'm known in all the wrong places I'm one of those faces You'll never forgetYou'll never forget!