If you wanna go crazy and act like a clown Be the laughing stock all over town That's your red wagon, that's your red wagon So just keep dragging your red wagon along If you stick your nose some place it don't belong Don't you come to me if things go wrong That's your red wagon, that's your red wagon So just keep dragging your red wagon along When you're making your bed Remember you'll do the lying there When you buttered your bread Don't expect me to eat your share! If you're gonna play horses and blow your dough Don't you run to me if they don't show That's your red wagon, that's your red wagon So just keep dragging your red wagon along So the chick you left me for is tired of you Baby, why call me 'cause I'm tired too? That's your red wagon, that's your red wagon So just keep dragging your red wagon along Now you've finally learned That you get burned when you play with fire Don't come running to me You can't use me for your spare tire If you don't have love songs to fit my key Baby, don't sing your blues to me! That's your red wagon, that's your red wagon So just keep dragging your red wagon along