Made in Japan

歌詞

I went down to my tailor to get myself a suit made to measure It's been a long, long time since I looked like a gentlemen of leisure He spent an awful lot of time on my inside leg You don't get that kind of treatment when you buy stuff off the peg When I finally picked it up and saw the label inside I saw a sight that made my mouth gape open wide It said "Made in Japan" Made in Japan There ain't nothing made here in this country anymore It's either made in Japan, Hong Kong or Singapore Made in Japan I went along to the showroom to buy myself a secondhand car I didn't have much money so I knew I wouldn't get very far The salesman said, "How much do intend to spend? You only get what you pay for in the end" He said, "You can't afford a Bentley or a Cadillac But take a look at this motor I've got out the back" It was made in Japan Made in Japan There ain't nothing made here in this country anymore It's either made in Japan, Hong Kong or Singapore Made in Japan Me and my girl last week we went to church and got wed I didn't buy the car so I decided I'd get married instead We went to Miami for the honeymoon I couldn't wait to get her in the hotel room But when she came out of the bathroom, my knees turned to jelly When I saw what she had tattooed just below her belly It said "Made in Japan" Made in Japan There ain't nothing made here in this country anymore It's either made in Japan, Hong Kong or Singapore Made in Japan Made in Japan Made in Japan Made in Japan Made in Japan (Dinner is served, sir)