Spontaneous Human Combustion Poof, there goes another one A raging fire, a funeral pyre An unexpected cremation They were kissing in a crowded mall When they burst right into flames. Charcoal bricquets in thirty seconds Their last words -- each other's names Did they have a deep seated problem? Was this their farewell? Did they cause themselves to ignite Leaving that awful smell? Spontaneous Human Combustion Poof, there goes another one A raging fire, a funeral pyre An unexpected cremation She was walking on Rodeo Drive She exploded with a flash The police had no explanation Their only clue -- a pile of ash Did her Visa card reach its limit On that shopping spree? Did she blow her top when she read "Buy one -- get one free"? Spontaneous Human Combustion Poof, there goes another one A raging fire, a funeral pyre An unexpected cremation Is it passion, is it heartburn? Is it the wrath of god? Maybe it's friction in the bloodstream Starts a fire in your bod? Is it caused by stress or frustration? Or by what you eat? Never snack on cabbage and wasabe, You'll get smoking feet Spontaneous Human Combustion Poof, there goes another one A raging fire, a funeral pyre An unexpected cremation