Sign my snarling doggy -- do it for me Sign my snarling doggy -- or your knee is his tree Look -- his tail is waggin' Ya see he's really friendly Sign my snarling doggy -- sign my snarling doggy Rover and I walked up to Mickey Mantle at the autograph fest Of all the greats who ever played, I was sure I liked him... the best I asked him if he'd sign my glove -- he said there was a fee I guess he needs the money -- I thought it would be free OK, I said I'll pay you sir, but I have just one request Please inscribe your name right here on Rover's hairy chest Sign my snarling doggy -- do it for me Sign my snarling doggy -- or your knee is his tree Look -- his tail is waggin' Ya see he's really friendly Sign my snarling doggy -- sign my snarling doggy Rover has a lot of teeth in those grinning jaws But he's had his shots and his nails are clipped And we always observe -- the leash laws He's really friendly with children, no... really I've never seen him act this way before... down boy! It must be you that makes him tense who makes him lunge and snap Please sit there very still and let him drool into your lap Sign my snarling doggy -- do it for me Sign my snarling doggy -- or your knee is his tree Look -- his tail is waggin' Ya see he's really friendly Sign my snarling doggy -- sign my snarling doggy Hey Mr. Mantle: How much would you charge to be taught to fetch To roll over and play dead? Maybe you just need a two by four Laid upside your head?... 'cause Rover ain't been fed When ya' walk to first walk softly, be careful with that stick Keep it out of sight or Rover will do... his trick Lay the bat down slow, don't act like you're gonna throw Your pen's run dry -- here take my Bic -- cause Rover's ready to lick! Sign my snarling doggy -- do it for me Sign my snarling doggy -- or your knee is his tree Look -- his tail is waggin' Ya see he's really friendly Sign my snarling doggy -- sign my snarling doggy