Isle Thing

歌詞

Met this fine young thing At the local Circle K She made a date for a half past eight And I said, "What the hey" So I journeyed to her crib And I let myself inside That chick was slouched down on the couch I think her brain was fried Couldn't figure it out She wouldn't even look at me Then I saw her eyes, she was hypnotized Cold glued to her TV Said, "What's your problem, baby doll? Let's have a little fling" She said, "Hey, you fool, now just be cool I'm watchin' that Gilligan's Isle Thing" Isle Thing Isle Thing Watchin' all night Must've been a marathon I was bummin', those shows kept comin' Here's what was goin' on These castaways were stranded On this island out at sea One of 'em called Gilligan Said, "Let's name it after me!" He'd mess up every rescue Man, that first mate was illin' If I was one of them castaways I think I'd probably kill him Just about that time The telephone began to ring She said, "Just let it, my machine'll get it We're watchin' that Gilligan's Isle Thing" Isle Thing She loves that Gilligan's Isle Thing Isle Thing Please, baby baby, please I liked the professor He always saved their butts He could build a nuclear reactor From a couple of coconuts She said, "That guy's a genius" I shook my head and laughed I said, "If he's so fly, they tell me why He couldn't build a lousy raft? And while we're on the subject I'll tell you one thing for sure Those homeboys brought an awful lot For just a three-hour tour" Then her mom came in the room It was kind of embarrasing She said, "Hey, you two, I was once like you And I love that Gilligan's Isle Thing" Isle Thing She'd watch that Gilligan's Isle Thing Please, baby baby, please Skipper's in a hammock He's lookin' kinda fat He'd throw a fit and then he'd hit Ol' Gilligan with his hat Mrs. Howell got it goin' on But Mr. Howell was meaner Ginger and Mary Ann could've used Some funky cold medina I was really diggin' this show I didn't know what to do It kinda looked like I was hooked Now I'm an addict, too I know each episode by heart Now I'm the Rerun King And on every date we both stay up late And we watch the Gilligan's Isle Thing Isle Thing Hasta la vista, Little Buddy Gilligan's Isle Thing