White & Nerdy (Parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire feat. Krayzie Bone)

歌詞

They see me mowing My front lawn I know they're all thinking I'm so White And Nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Can't you see I'm white and nerdy Look at me I'm white and nerdy I wanna roll with The gangsters But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy I'm just too white and nerdy Really really white and nerdy First in my class here at M.I.T. Got skills I'm a Champion of DND MC Escher that's My favorite MC Keep your 40 I'll just have an Earl Grey tea My rims never spin to the contrary You'll find they're quite stationary All of my action figures are cherry I got Stephen Hawking in my library My MySpace page is all totally pimped out I got people begging for my top 8 spaces Yo I got Pi out to a thousand places Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed my fingers moving so fast I'll set the place ablaze There's no killer rap I haven't run A past gal well I'm number 1 I play with calculus just for fun I ain't got a get but I gotta soldering gun Happy Days is my favorite theme song I can sure kick your but in a game of ping pong I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon They see me roll on my Segway I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Can't you see I'm white and nerdy Look at me I'm white and nerdy I'd like to roll with The gangsters Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy I'm just too white and nerdy How'd I get so white and nerdy I've been browsing inspecting X-men comics you know I collect them The pens in my pocket I must protect them all my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored Shopping online for deals on some writable media I edit Wikipedia I memorized the Holy Grail Really well I can recite it right now have you ROTFLOL I got a business doing websites When my friends need some code who do they call I do HTML do for them all Even make a homepage for my dog yo Got myself a fanny pack they were having a sale down at the GAP Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap POP POP Hope no one sees me get freaky I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team Only question I ever thought was hard Was do I like Kirk or do I like Piccard I spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire I got my name on my underwear They see me strolling They laughing And rolling their eyes cause I'm so white and nerdy Just because I'm white and nerdy Just because I'm white and nerdy All because I'm white and nerdy Holy cow I'm white and nerdy I wanna bowl with the gangsters but oh well it's obvious I'm white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy I'm just too white and nerdy Look at me I'm white and nerdy