Weasel Stomping Day

歌詞

Faces filled with joy and cheer What a magical time of year Howdy ho, it's Weasel Stomping Day Put your Viking helmet on Spread that mayonnaise on the lawn Don't you know it's Weasel Stomping Day? All the little girls and boys Love that wonderful crunching noise You'll know what this day's about When you stomp a weasel's guts right out So, come along and have a laugh Snap their weaselly spines in half Grab your boots and stomp your cares away Hip hip hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day People up and down the street Crushing weasels beneath their feet Why we do it, who can say? But it's such a festive holiday So let the stomping fun begin Bash their weaselly skulls right in It's tradition, that makes it okay Hey everyone, it's Weasel Stomping... We'll have some fun on Weasel Stomping... Put down your gun, it's Weasel Stomping Day Hip hip hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day Weasel Stomping Day Hey!