Chubby little second grade pre-teen in school on the north side of Milwaukee fifth graders found me ripe to tease fifth graders found me easy Called me over to the evergreen they said they had to warn me secretly Jeffrey Dahmer lives right down the street Told me I was just plump enough to eat Now I’m terrified Jeffery will come and get me Terrified Jeffrey’s a little hungry Get off the school bus I’m all alone Open the door but there’s no one home I rush to turn on every light we own Scared to have the meat sucked from my bones I asked my mom if Jeff was real She said “no honey, cheer up, you ain’t no meal” But that didn’t chase off all my fears Cuz hey here’s me after all these years I’m terrified Jeffrey will come and get me Terrified Jeffrey’s a little hungry for me