There's a Japanese woman that lives in my closet Eats up all my food when she thinks I'm at the office I came home one day to find she'd gone away Why do you wanna hurt me? On my way to work, I'm lost in my head Every turn I take I hope that she's there She lived in my closet for a year and now she's gone How could I ever go on? Have you gone and lost your mind? Why'd you let her stay so long? Now you're all alone So alone, alone Now my brother's holdin' back from Japan He came on a Saturday, seemed so mad I don't know what happened but your sun is broken Have you gone and lost your mind? Why'd you let her stay so long? Now you're all alone So alone, alone Oh, man, my brother went to Japan He got caught up in the culture And he says he's never coming home Never wants to talk to me, he never takes my call Tell me, brother, why so cold? Have you gone and lost your mind? Why'd you let her stay so long? Now you're all alone So alone, alone