Yeah Uh-huh Yeah We argued today but we gon' talk tomorrow They say they don't like you, they know you are, though Bankin' on our downfall, take me to Wells Fargo You my favorite album, call you precious cargo When nobody's there, you're there for me When nobody cared, you cared for me They say you're a conspiracy Maybe they're right Well, maybe they're right How can I be lonely when I'm hanging with my homie? His name is Tony and he's wearing blue Sauconys He's standing right next to me, eating ravioli He's my only friend because the rest of y'all are phony My last best friend said he wish he didn't know me His name was Oscar and he really hurt my feelings When I grow up, I want to hang from a ceiling The roof is leaking, the roof is leaking teardrops Always available, the perfect companion Very understanding and swore to never abandon He fills the gap in my teeth, when I'm sour, he's sweet The better half of me, no one else can compete With my pal We argued today but we gon' talk tomorrow They say they don't like you, they know you are, though Bankin' on our downfall, take me to Wells Fargo You my favorite album, call you precious cargo When nobody's there, you're there for me When nobody cared, you cared for me They say you're a conspiracy Maybe they're right Some say he's not real but I don't pay them no mind 'Cause when I had no friends, he came right on time Yes, I have a playmate, he doesn't charge a day rate He's never been a day late and he offers to stay late for me We argued today but we gon' talk tomorrow They say they don't like you, they know you are, though Bankin' on our downfall, take me to Wells Fargo You my favorite album, call you precious cargo When nobody's there, you're there for me When nobody cared, you cared for me They say you're a conspiracy Maybe they're right Well, maybe they're right