One day when I got hungry, I sold the wooden house. I had to visit Uncle Ghandi who lives in Calcutta town Uncle Ghandi, he is rich. He's a taxi driver man, and I know that he will help me as much as he can. A taxi driver man is what I want to be, but there are no customers who want to ride with me. I dont know why, it could be that I'm almost blind, but every street in Calcutta I can find. Chorus: Calcutta, I am a taxi driver in Calcutta, I drive my little taxi in Calcutta, taxi, taxi, taxi in Calcutta I am a taxi driver man I like to drive the taxi; I like it very much. Even though I have no license, I always find the clutch. I can drive without my hands; I can drive without my feet, and I have no problem keeping taxi on the street. Chorus Solo: Calla-Calla-cutta,-cutta, -cutta Eh-oh, eh-oh Chorus