I was running round the Highlands on a rainy day I took a trip and nearly flipped there was a loch in my way And as I turned around I heard a sound that blew my kilt away As Nessy said good-day We had a blether in the heather when I had the idea A water park with Nessy, what a business career I would be the boss and Nessy my cashier Selling souvenirs Chorus: Loch Ness Loch Ness - that's the place to be At Loch Ness Loch Ness - Ski Academy Loch Ness Loch Ness - Nessy, you and me together Bring all the family Loch Loch Ness locho locho Loch Ness Loch Loch Ness locho locho Loch Ness Loch Loch Ness locho locho Loch Ness Loch Loch Ness locho locho Loch Ness Last night they showed a picture on the local TV of a skier pulled by Nessy flying over the trees But there's no such thing as bad publicity Come on it's nearly free Chorus: Loch Ness Loch Ness - that's the place to be At Loch Ness Loch Ness - Ski Academy Loch Ness Loch Ness - Nessy, you and me together Bring all the family Loch Ness Loch Ness - you can waterski At Loch Ness Loch Ness - Ski Academy Loch Ness Loch Ness - Nessy, you and me together Not far from Dundee Loch Loch Ness locho locho Loch Ness Loch Loch Ness locho locho Loch Ness Loch Loch Ness locho locho Loch Ness Loch Loch Ness locho locho Loch Ness Chorus: Loch Ness Loch Ness - that's the place to be At Loch Ness Loch Ness - Ski Academy Loch Ness Loch Ness - Nessy, you and me together Come on it's nearly free Loch Ness Loch Ness - you can waterski At Loch Ness Loch Ness - Ski Academy Loch Ness Loch Ness - Nessy, you and me together