Eminem I came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain An asshole, that role I think I succeed in fulfilling But don't think I ever stopped To think I was speaking to children Everything was happening so fast It was like I blinked, sold three million Then it all went blank, all I remember Is feeling ridiculous cause I was getting sick of this feeling Like I am always under attack man I could have stacked my shit list to the ceiling Women dish him but really thinking If anyone ever talks to one of my little girls like this I would kill him Guess I'm a little bit of a hypocrite When I'm ripping shit, but since when did this many People ever give a shit but I had to say It's just my opinion If it contradicts how I'm living Put a dick in your rear end and guess what Every time you mention a lyric, I thank you for it For drawing more attention toward it Cause it gave me an enormous platform of platitude Thought I was that important But you can't ignore the fact that I fought for the respect And battle for it, mad awards, act paranoid Attaboy, they told me to slow down, and I just zone out Good luck trying to convince a blonde That's like telling Gwen Stefan' that she sold out Cause I was tryna leave, no doubt In anyone's mind one day I'd go down In history think they know now Because everybody knows Skylar Everybody knows that you're just an asshole Everywhere that you go, people wanna go home, everyone knows Everybody knows, so don't pretend to be nice There's no place you can hide You are just an asshole Everyone knows, everyone knows Eminem Thanks for the support, asshole thanks for the support, asshole Quit acting salty, I was counting on you to count me out as Asher Roth When he round-a-bout dissed me to shout me out Thought I was history But goddamn, honkey, that compliment's like backhanding a donkey Good way to get your ass socked in the mouth Lay'em off it But what the fuck is all this thrash talking about The fight was fixed, I'm back and you can't stop me You knock me down, I went down for the count I fell but the fans caught me, and now You're gonna have to beat the fuckin pants off me To take my belt, word to Pacquiao Momma said there ain't nothing else to talk about Gotta go in that ring and knock them out Or you better not come out It's poetry in motion, like Freddie Roach when he's quoting Shakespeare So what if the insults are revolting Even Helen Keller knows life stinks You think it's a joke til you're bullet riddled But you should give little shit what I think This whole world is a mess Gotta have a goddamn vest on your chest, and a Glock Just to go out watch Batman Who needs a test to test the testicles, not that man Half of you don't got the guts and intestinal blockage Rest of you got lap bands stuck to this model Before they put bathsalts and all those water bottles in Colorado So get lost, Waldo My soul's escaping through this asshole that is gaping A black hole that I'm swallowing this track whole With a pack torn of paper But I'm not taking no crap, ho Here I go down the back pole And I'm changing back into that old maniac in fact there it go Trying to dip through the back door retreating cause everybody knows Skylar Everybody knows that you're just an asshole Everywhere that you go, people wanna go home, everyone knows Everybody knows, so don't pretend to be nice There's no place you can hide You are just an asshole Everyone knows, everyone knows Eminem Holy mackeral, I'm the biggest jerk on the planet earth I smack the girl off the mechanical bull, then attract the bull Thinkin we have some magnetic pull Screamin ICP in this bitch, how do magnets work!? Cause you're attractive, but we ain't attractable Hate to be dramatical, but I'm not romantical I'm making up words you can understandable, It's tragical Thinkin some magical shit's gonna happen? That ain't practical You crackin a joke, it's laughable, cause me and love's like a bad combination I keep them feelings locked in a vault So it's safe to say I'm uncrackable My heart is truly guarded, full body armor Bitch you just need a helmet because if you think you're special, you're retarded. Thinkin you're one of a kind, like you got some platinum vagina, you're a train wreck, I got a one track mind Shorty you're fine but you sort of remind me of a 49er Cause you been a gold digger since you were a minor Been tryina, hunt me down like a dog, cause you're on my ass But you can't get a scent because all of my spare time is spent With my nose in this binder, so don't bother tryin Only women that I love are my daughters And sometimes I rhyme and it sounds like I forget I'm a father, and I push it further So father forgive me if I forget to draw the line It's apparent I shouldn't of been a parent I'll never grow up So to hell with your parents, and motherfucking father time And it ain't never gonna stop. A pessimist who transforms you to Optimus in his prime, so even if I'm half dead, I'm half alive Throw all my half empty glass in a cup, now my cup is runneth over And I'm about to set it on you like a motherfucking coaster I'm goin back to what got me here, yeah cocky, and can't not been? rude off? so fear not my dear, and dry up your teardrops I'm here White America's mirror, so I feel awkward and weird, you stare at me and see yourself, because you're one too. You shouldn't be as shocked, because everybody knows. Skylar Everybody knows that you're just an asshole Everywhere that you go, people wanna go home, everyone knows Everybody knows, so don't pretend to be nice There's no place you can hide You are just an asshole Everyone knows, everyone knows