stop people please while surfing in the ocean i somehow lost my hairpiece i watched my age increase as some pesky octopus took my tuft of manhood from me (chorus) duck diving for my hairpiece im searching for my hairpiece duck diving for my hairpiece octopus hairpiece look there on the reef make a lasso with my leash ride my sea horse to the deep im at one with the sea im a surfer from the soul until a clam swallowed my toupee whole (repeat chorus) yea dude did i say dude i know i sound like bill and ted i got a sunburn on my head ive been to indo been to france but the hairpieces are cheaper down in costa rica (repeat chorus)