Skaters Anthem

歌詞

Hey how did everybody get in my room? It's saturday, another perfect day Till I hit the boardwalk Headed towards the pier You're fucking gay Fuck you, outta my way 50,000 jackoffs all on rollerblades Greased up, dolphin shorts, wrist guards so it wont hurt Your mediocre girlfriend hits a parked car yeah But until the day you learn to surf or skate College jackoff faggots Sportin oakley shades All on rollerblades Crash helmets to be safe All on rollerblades yeah Crash helmets to be safe Whoopie its fun to skate I'll do a figure 8 Watch me do a circle Going backwards down the stairs Oh gee this is fun Looks like i better run 14 guys on skateboards Wanna ollie off my head yeah This sport is so extreme You roller disco queens Goin to do the hustle At the roller wonderland yeah She blades to shrink her thighs So she can justify 2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese Pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun yeah Neat, neat I really think its neat I'm stealing every trick from every Skateboarder I meet Neat, neat I really think its neat You stupid faggot roller bladers Roller wonderland Cum guzzlin fruit cakes I hope you break your hands Roller wonderland Cum guzzlin fruit cakes I hope you break your fucking neck You stupid rollerskater, get the fuck outta the way!