Oh, shitfuck! Eat shit, fuck you! Hey hey, everybody Look who's on TV Look who just got famous Don't you know it should have been me? I'm not really bitter I'm not really mad I love to see other people get Everything I ever wanted to have Well, I don't really care How big they get I hate you, fuck you, leave me alone I hate you, fuck you, leave me alone I hate you, fuck you, leave me alone I hate you, fuck you, leave me alone Why cant I be cool like that? I used to have a girlfriend I treated her so bad She went out and found another lead singer Maybe she just likes guys in bands Well, I give up on everything All my dreams are dead Maybe I'll get a shotgun, yeah And try to blow her right out of my head Everybody says "How come you ain't made it yet? " I hate you, fuck you, leave me alone I hate you, fuck you, leave me alone I hate you, fuck you, leave me alone I hate you, fuck you, leave me alone Why can't I get my girl back? I knew you wouldn't understand Just what I'm trying to do 'Cause you're not fucking me And I'm so glad that I'm not fucking you One, two, three, four! Well, it's my problem There's nothing I can do And if they're gonna go and do it to me, well I guess I'm gonna have to go and do it to you I don't really care How much you cry I hate you, fuck you, leave me alone I hate you, fuck you, leave me alone I hate you, fuck you, leave me alone I hate you, fuck you, leave me alone I hate you, fuck you, leave me alone I hate you, fuck you, leave me alone I hate you, fuck you, leave me alone I hate you, fuck you, leave me alone Why can't anything go my way?