All the vegans in the house (all the vegans, all the vegans) All the vegans in the house (all the vegans, all the vegans) She's not eatin' bacon, not eatin' sausage And she won't eat eggs Not eatin' chicken, not eatin' turkey She won't have a steak But I just can't help feelin' sorry For this poor little lettuce head You know, I can't stop cryin' 'Cause I know this broccoli's dead Vegetarian? I'm not a vegetarian Vegetarian She's a - vegetarian Poor little cow, little sheep, little fish, how can I sleep? When carrots are bleedin', plants are screamin' and tomatoes cry You say "It's not so bad, they're only vegetables," that's what you said Maybe I'm a murderer, but I'm hungry and they're better off dead Vegetarian? I'm not a vegetarian Vegetarian She's a Save a plant, eat a cow I want beef, I want it now I'm gonna eat it 'cause it's red I'm gonna eat it 'cause it's dead Maybe I should eat it raw Let the blood run down my jaw I'd eat people if it was legal I'd eat people if it was legal Aw