Jens is a friend, he's see better days With millionaire kids riding V.C. parades Every boom has a bust and now its all changed Did you think it would last? Do you want it again? As the party got tired the skyscrapers slow When the money runs out funs the first thing to go. Now he's disenfranchised and put in his time So he's writing his script on the company dime. Then he's moving to Hollywood, Hollywood stars He's moving to Hollywood, Hollywood charms Every waitress is waiting in line for her break Every Midwestern dreamer is ready to make... A bundle, a fortune, a house in the hills When his ship arrives sailing he'll pay all his bills. So he's packing his bags for a mythical place Where the stars pave the sidewalks and good guys give chase They all move to Hollywood, Hollywood stars They all move to Hollywood, Hollywood charms Every neighbor a rockstar with something to say Every doorman is gracious and openly gay The life that he's seen's not the life that he saw For himself when the tassels and homework were done. Now the meetings and meetings are beating him down And he wonders why he's still sticking around So he's moving to Hollywood, Hollywood stars He's moving to Hollywood, Hollywood charms Every party is promising hope and renewal Every porn star is friendly and out at the pool