So you want to be a pop star? you can start by lowering the bar Get some platinum white teeth, an industry thief, you might go far So you wanna be a pop star? Were you under-loved? attention starved? Mommy out at the club? Daddy drunk at the pub? All of the above? Well I guess its alright We all love those rags to riches stories opening night So turn it on star And never turn it off while we're still tuned-in to your show In which case, we'll let you know That you're a pop star A consumer good like food or cars You're a mutual fund, you're diversified son Safe for everyone So you wanna be a pop star? Well I'm more tempted as I write this song Can't we all get along, we'll have fun at the beach Here's my acceptancy speech Put together your hands For my producer and songwriter and ofcourse the fans oh, but give it up star cause you don't play yourself like John Wayne in some western town in fact it kind of sounds... like you're a pop star. Congratulations how you're hit the charts A debut in top ten will they come back again Take the money and run So you wanna be a pop star? You'll have to follow trends and work the crowd Get a pitch for the biz Guess it is what it is Are you still with me now? Did I mentions the fans? Heaps of heaving teens are diving to land at your feet So give it up star You'll be Christ without agendas, and a smaller part What do you think so far? You wanna be a pop star?