Well, it's a long, long way, ooh From Bollywood to Battersea Bollywood to Battersea Bollywood to Battersea La la la la I was a child of the pound and the crown I lost myself in the haze Of the new life that I found On the silver screen She was a child of the movies and the dollar One fine day, I was led astray She took me by the collar Said, you must follow me Well, it's a long, long way, ooh From Bollywood to Battersea Bollywood to Battersea It's a long, long way, ooh From Bollywood to Battersea Bollywood to Battersea Bollywood to Battersea Yeah, I was a child of the suicide and the leisure Oh, one fine day, I was led astray To a burning collar Said, what's your pleasue I was born in the four minute warning My old man said, as he shook his head "Ohhh, fuck this"