I woke up in the dark - You were gone Tuesday had this effect on me - Like a suicide squeeze I woke up in the clothes I had worn - The shoes and loathing The fear of reprisal My bitter archrival Lurking I woke up and I thought that for once - Tuesday had no effect on me But I woke up with the sharks You were gone I got up Hit the john - Made some more improvements On the revving enginery of the misery machine Through the rust I was sure I held gold and rubies There I was - Like some lame-ass funk pirate clutching his prized booty (2 for 1 Tuesday's over) I woke up and I thought that for once - Tuesday had no effect on me But I woke up with the sharks You were gone and Tuesday had some revenge I woke up and I thought that for once - Tuesday had no effect on me But I woke up with a shark tooth shirt on and Tuesday had some revenge on me Of all my dreams held in escrow The one with Hall of Famer Phil Niekro - I loved the most We threw knuckleballs at my Necronomicon And steadfastly agreed things go better indeed with H.P. - Lovecraft I mean And that Tuesday has its revenge on me (2 for 1 Tuesday's over) I woke up and I thought that for once -Tuesday had no effect on me But I woke up with the sharks you were gone and Tuesday had some revenge I woke up and I thought that for once - Tuesday had no effect on me But I woke up with a shark tooth shirt on and Tuesday had some revenge on me