My Vagina

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My vagina has two set of lips, but I don't get monthly blood drips, My vagina hardly even used My vagina got lots of extra skin, they took my Outtie and made it an in, Turned Donnie into Marie Osmond Operation, successful, but now I gotta pee, thru a miniature hole, got to remember, to put the seat down, and when I wipe my ass, I go from to back, cause I don't wanna bladder infection, [Original: I never thought I'd miss my vast difference] [Correction: I never though, I'd miss my vas deferens] I traded in for a pair of huge cans, Now I ge t to hang with lesbians, Operation paid up front, now I show all my friends, my new designer cunt, They think I'm kinda weird, but that's ok with me, cause now I kick their ass, hitting from the ladies tee, there's nothing finer than having a vagina