I'm gonna tell you what I think I really like about Mondays Cause they feel like Saturdays When you don't gotta go to work everyday is a holiday I wake up when I want to. I do anything I wanna do Can't wait for Tuesday I really don't like Fridays. I can't do what I wanna do Sold out at the movies. Can't eat at the restaurant Everyone wants to party but the bar's full of cigarette smoke I think I'll stay home I think I'll wait for Monday I live a five day weekend. I gotta year long holiday Thank God it's Monday The only place that I gotta be is at the show or the first tee Thank God for irony Nevermind aggrevation, just gimme modulation. Gimme another key I'll tell you why I like Tuesdays. Cause they're kinda like Christmas Come to think about Wednesdays, are a little like Hanakah Thursday's Thanksgiving. I'm talking about good living. I think I'll give thanx Thank God it's Monday