Beer and Sex and Chips 'n' Gravy

歌詞

Cleaned my teeth, put on my best clobber, Tonight's the night I'm going to knob her Vauxhall Viva's covered in rust, But you can't shag a bird on a 29 bus Beer and sex and chips and gravy, its all a Macc Lad wants Beer and sex and chips and gravy, and a tasty bit of clump Get up off the floor, finish your chips, we're going to sup some more Pulled the bird down the Fox & Grapes Game of darts and a lot of beer 'Can you hold your liquor (licker) love?' 'Yes I can, always by the ears.' Treat your women like toilets They're happy when you're abusing them But toilets don't follow you round when you've finished using them