*Man walks up the stairs, goes into the house & shuts the door* Woman: Where have you been? Man: Damn, dam girl. Why didn't you tell me the elevator was broke? Woman: What took you so long? Man: Had to climb 3, 4 flights of steps. What's up? Woman: All I asked you to do was to get the Nellyville CD. Man: Yeah, yeah, I got it, I got it, I got it. Woman: How hard was that? Man: Why you actin' mad? I'm the one runnin' around lookin' for the album... Woman: Because I've been in this apartment for a long time waitin' on your ass. I don't watch Jenny Jones, Montel, Judge Judy... Man: What you mean it took so long? I've only been gone for...shit what? 1, 2, 3 hours, I wasn't even gone for that long. Okay, okay look baby,I got it, just calm down. Woman: What you had to go to St. Louis to get the muthafuckin' CD? What was so hard about that? Man: Drink some champaign. Woman: I don't want no damn champaign. Where's is the Nellyville? Man: Sayin' bubble bath, Gettin' it on, I hit that ass...(sniffles) Woman: Whatever. Where's the CD? Man: Everybody Just chill out, You' know what I mean? yeah I got the Nelly for you'Yeah, I got it. I'm gonna put this on... yeah, I hope you don't mind the clean version. Woman: The clean version?! Man: What? Woman: What?! Man: Man, this is all they had, Woman: What you think this is rated PG? Man: Look baby, look I can cuss, I can cuss for everybody. Don't you worry about the cussin'. Woman: You think we at the Prom... What the fuck is wrong with you? Man: There's gonna be plenty of bad words sayin' up in... Woman: Whatever. You know what? Where's my shit at? Get me out of this small ass, hot ass apartment anyways! Man: Where your goin"? Oh, so your just gonna leave me like that! Woman: Where's is my shit? Give me my coat, I;m ready to go. Man: Oh. So your just gonna Nsync a bro, Your just... Woman:BYE! Man:Well go ahead & just go. & the truth remains. Your. Hey, that's arite-Cause I hope you fall down them stairs, you & your gucci shoes!