The Pleasurelegience

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Brothers and sisters! Friends of the revolution! Le me tell ya somethin'... In the beginning, there was pleasure And it was good! And four bars and seven drinks ago In order to form a more perfect Las Vegas We, the weird, mushroom-gobbling army of insanity With one nation under Deano Do solemnly pledge: (Let me tell ya--take the pledge!) I I Pledge allegiance To Tom Jones Drinking and gambling To fornication Hallucination To visit the holy city at least once a year Lead us not to Wayne Newton And deliver us from Michael Bolton! (Say it after me now, say:) I Do solemnly swear To go forth Skip work Sleep late And make pleasure on the planet Yeah, I'm a Pleasurebaron Let the drinking begin!