Headin' for the great outdoors I know the Silver Line's where to go I'm a Winnebago Warrior Slowing down traffic, climbing hills Thirty gallons to the mile Honey, quick, take a Polaroid 'Cause I'm a Winnebago Warrior Lookin' for John Wayne for sure I'm a Winnebago Warrior Yeah, a crazed American pioneer that's pure Stoppin' at Stuckey's for a meal Blabbin' all day on the CB I'm a Winnebago Warrior Sitting around the campfire in folding chairs Feedin' Doritos to the bears Honey, quick, take a Polaroid (You know why, honey baby?) 'Cause I'm a Winnebago Warrior Lookin' for John Wayne for sure I'm a Winnebago Warrior I'm a crazed American pioneer that's pure (C'mon, Wetdog) (Found it) Kill some fish down by the creek Hang their picture next to your sink Tell your grandson who's the boss (Listen to me, boy, pay attention) Tie a gopher to the front Get a U-Haul full of souvenirs That you bought along the way (Let me tell ya) 'Cause I'm a Winnebago Warrior Lookin' for John Wayne for sure I'm a Winnebago Warrior Yeah, a crazed American pioneer I'm a crazed American pure pioneer I'm a crazed American pure pioneer