Amsterdam Dogshit Blues

歌詞

Say man, what is that funky smell And that big brown thing coming out of that dog's tail? Smells worse than the U.S. Senate The guy in front of me, he just stepped in it Well, it's dog shit here, dog shit there God dang dog shit everywhere Got the Amsterdam dog shit blues Man oh man, I said P.U. Well, little bitty dogs, great big dogs Fillin' up the street with their do-do logs Got the Amsterdam dog shit blues Man oh man, you better check your shoes Well, you don't wanna smoke it, don't wanna roll it Why don't you get them doggies some little doggy toilets? Got the Amsterdam dog shit blues Man oh man, I said P.U. All this funk's got my head in quite a swirl Yeah, Amsterdam is the dog shit capital of the world Gonna grab them mutts and throw them in the canal So I won't have to smell their stinky bowel Movements, that is What am I gonna do? I got the low down dirty Stinky rotten poo-poo ca-ca Big giant turd-ola This St. Bernard about the size of a pony, man, let this giant turd out on the street It was so big, you know how big it was? It had little turds orbiting around it Well, I got the Amsterdam dog shit blues You dirty dog