King of Sleaze

歌詞

I said hi-de-hi I said hi-de-ho I said yeah yeah yeah I said whoa whoa whoa I'm big, I'm bad I might even be your dad I'm large as a barge Knew your mom when she was Downtown Marge I do any thing I please 'Cause I'm here to tell you that I am The King of Sleaze Yeah, the King of Sleaze I'm sick lunatic with a big love stick I can suck on you, honey, like a bucket of ticks I said hoy, hoy, real McCoy Ain't no pantywaist like Leonard Nimoy I do any thing I please 'Cause I'm here to tell you that I am The King of Sleaze Yeah, the King of Sleaze Ho Yeah Let's Yardbirds I got thirteen testicles Three-headed wang and a shot like a bull's Drinkin' whiskey, gin too Look out, people, I'm a-ready to spew I said hi-de-hi I said hi-de-ho I said yeah yeah yeah I said whoa whoa whoa I do any thing I please And I'm here to tell you that I am The King of Sleaze Yeah, the King of Sleaze Hangin' down to my knees I got every disease You wanna gnaw on my tree? Yeah, I'm the head cheese