Medicine Ball(Album Version (Edited))

歌詞

Oh my goodness! What have I done? Oh no! I can't believe it. It's like... I've got the whole world, in my palms and I'm ready to (drop bombs) Welcome to the Slim Shady mecca Rebecca It's the village in New York right next to the Tribeca It's my sector, homosexual dissector Come again, rewind selector I said nice rectum, I had a vasectomy Hector So you can't get pregnant if I bisexually wreck ya Hannibal Lecter in the guy section I bet ya I tantalize ya and in less than 5 seconds I get ya They say once bitten and twice shy well I'm Next to the guy with nine ecstasy pills and five extra Boxes of ribbed condoms in quantities why yes sir I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser It's my kind of vibe, what else should I try Lester? Drop kick the bitch before her second trimester Performed a home abortion with Dexter than I guess I'll Dig a fetus out with a wire hanger then digest her I guess it's time for you to hate me again Let's begin, now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in (I said) I guess it's time for you to hate me again Let's begin, now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball friends All my west side bitches throw it up Put a balloon inside your pussy, queef and blow it up Man I think that he just fell off the deep end sho' enough So you better change the station to keep from throwing up Man you seen it all before you're all too familiar with it There's a penis on floor and two balls so you know who did it You know you with it girl don't front oh no you didn't I won't rape all the Pussycat Dolls, Nicole you kidding? I'll pee on Rihanna see man, I do what I wanna Spray perfume in the sauna room crazy gluin' Madonna To the lazy boy sofa fold her in two and sit on her Imagine visual for that man who would've thought I Could ever be such a relentless prick unleashing his vengeance But the chick so old she looks like she outlived a life sentence I never meant this, rhyme to be so offensive If you weren't so defensive it wouldn't be, you're so sensitive I guess it's time for you to hate me again Let's begin, now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in (I said) I guess it's time for you to hate me again Let's begin, now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends Put Christopher Reeves on a unicycle with a kickstand Kick it up and push him and lead him right in the quicksand Here you need a hand big man? Grab hold of this branch With both hands but they don't understand I'm just a sick man Now everybody's pissed at me like it's my fault His name rhymes with so many different words geez So one last time Mr. Christopher Reeves Won't you brake it down for me and just spit the verse please [Christopher Reeve] Eminem I'm coming to kill you *Inhale* I always hated you and I still do You'll never fill my shoes my superman costume *Inhale* Doesn't even fit you They don't feel you You're taking this shit too far *Inhale* Who do you think you are? Hang up my suit up in the armoire Everyday I hate you more and more Throw down the cardboard Let's break dance if you think you're hardcore I guess it's time for you to hate me again Let's begin, now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in (I said) I guess it's time for you to hate me again Let's begin, now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends The world is mine