(It's) Hairspray

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CORNY And now, live, from the certified up-to-code Baltimore Eventorium... ...for the first time ever on nationwide television... it's The Corny Collins Spectacular... COUNCIL GIRLS He's Corny!! CORNY ...brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray! CORNY (& ENSEMBLE) What gives a girl Power and punch? Is it charm, is it poise? No, it's hairspray! What gets a gal Asked out to lunch Is it brains, is it dough? No, it's hairspray! If you take a ride With no can at your side Then your flip will be gone With the wind But if you spray it and lock it, You can take off in a rocket And in outer space Each hair will be in place Why take a chance When you get up and dance If you twist, I insist You use hairspray And tell your mother Her head she should smother With "ultra-clutch" faithfully So if you're a redhead, A blonde or brunette Just take my advice And you might just get The only thing better than hairspray CORNY That's me! ENSEMBLE Ska-doo-dle-e-ya Doo-dle-e-ya do wah CORNY Forget the milkman The only thing better than hairspray ENSEMBLE Hairspray! Wow! CORNY That's me! CORNY & ENSEMBLE What makes a man Reach out and touch? Ultra clutch! CORNY & ENSEMBLE So if you're a redhead, A blonde or brunette Just take my advice And you might just get CORNY The only thing better than hairspray That's me! ENSEMBLE Ska-doo-dle-e-ya Doo-dle-e-ya do wah COUNCIL GIRLS He's Corny Collins! CORNY The only thing better than hairspray ENSEMBLE Hairspray! Wow! CORNY That's me! ENSEMBLE Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah! Do wow! CORNY "Hey, baby, you look like you could use a stiff one!" BRENDA Ska-doo-dle-e-ya-do do wah!!!!