Tracy Turnblad, this song is for you! They came from way far out In outer space She's hard to miss and so They landed on her face She's got cooties, cooties They've found a place to nest She's got cooties, cooties If I were her I'd be depressed Long-tailed, sharp nails Fuzzy legs, laying eggs Come on everybody, let's stamp them out! She's got cooties! In science class She's like a walking show-and-tell She's got cooties! You know she's coming down the hall From just her smell She's got cooties, cooties Nobody wants to sit by her She's got cooties, cooties Don't need a coat 'Cause she's got fur! Circle, circle Dot, dot, dot Hurry, get your cootie shot! Dresses like a circus clown Somebody oughta hose her down Grew up in a cootie zoo I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too! And that's for you!