TMZ (Parody of "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift)

歌詞

You're on the phone with your girlfriend, she's upset She's going off about something that you said She doesn't get your humour like I do I'm in the room, it's a typical Tuesday night I'm listening to the kind of music she doesn't like And she'll never know your story like I do But she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts She's cheer captain, and I'm on the bleachers Dreaming about the day when you'll wake up and find That what you're lookin for has been here the whole time If you could see that I'm the one who understands you Been here all along so why can't you see? You belong with me You belong with me Walkin the streets with you and your all worn out jeans, I can't help thinking this is how it ought to be Laughing on the park bench thinkin to myself Hey isn't this easy? And you've got that smile that could light up this whole town I haven't seen it in awhile, since she brought you down You say you fine I know you better than that Hey, Whatcha doing with a girl like that? She wears high heels, I wear sneakers She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers Dreaming about the day when you'll wake up and find That what you're looking for has been here the whole time If you could see that I'm the one who understands you Been here all along so why can't you see? You belong with me Standin by, I'm waiting at your back door All this time how could you not know baby? You belong with me You belong with me Oh I remember you driving to my house in the middle of the night I'm the one who makes you laugh when you know you're about to cry I know your favorite songs and you tell me about your dreams I think I know where you belong. I think I know it's with me. Can't you see that I'm the one who understands you? Been here all along so why can't you see? You belong with me Standing by, I'm waiting at your back door All this time how could you not know baby You belong with me You belong with me You belong with me Have you ever thought just maybe You belong with me You belong with me