Let's Recycle

歌詞

Let's recycle, it's so easy we can tell you what to do Just apply some simple rules and you can save the planet too Please don't panic just remember, rocket science it is not We're just talking loads of rubbish, you can really help a lot Every person must recycle 'cause we buy things now and then Use that thing then save that thing, so you can use that thing again Plastic items must be saved, but only those marked '1' and '2' Paper bags, unwanted mags, they all go in your box of blue In your red box place your jam jars, aluminium and tin All the rest, with some exceptions, must go in the dark grey bin In the brown bin place your grass, no nappies, stones or things like that No syringes, ancient fridges, nuclear waste or lumps of fat IF you misplace just one item you'll be warned and then a fine After that you're sent to prison, rotting till the end of time Red bins go out on a Thursday sometimes blue can go as well Brown bins every second week meanwhile the grey bins start to smell They go out alternate fortnights all excepting holidays And at Christmas when you need it, please expect some small delays Some folk think that when they die they'll visit heaven, then return But for me there's no hereafter so I have a cunning plan When I die don't bury me low, just place me in a box of red Put me out on Thursday morning, please recycle me instead Every person must recycle 'cause we buy things now and then Use that thing then save that thing, so you can use that thing again And again Thank you for this helpful brochure, I intend to lead the way I'll go upstairs to the toilet and recycle it today