Still Gonna Die

歌詞

You can stop smokin', but you're still gonna die You might think I'm jokin', but you're still gonna die Don't eat anything fatty or fried And you'll get real healthy, but you're still gonna die You can drink less booze, but you're still gonna die All the weight you lose, but you're still gonna die Cut out coffee and never get high But you're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die You're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die You're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die You can even give aerobics one more try But when the music stops playin', you're still gonna die Slow down in your car, but you're still gonna die Cut nicotine tar, but you're still gonna die Lose that cellulite off your thigh Get slimmer and trimmer, but you're still gonna die Stop gettin' a tan, but you're still gonna die Eat lots of oat bran, but you're still gonna die Look for spaceships up in the sky They might fly you to Mars, where you're still gonna die You're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die You're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die And all the Reeboks and the Nikes and the Adidas you buy You can jog up to heaven, but you're still gonna die Put a gym in the cellar, but you're still gonna die Try high colonics, but you're still gonna die Get yourself frozen and suspended in time When they thaw you out, you're still gonna die You can have safe sex, but you're still gonna die You can switch to Crest, but you're still gonna die Move to Scotland where it's sunny and dry And you'll live to be a hundred, but you're still gonna die You're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die You're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die So you better have some fun before you say bye-bye 'Cause you're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die You're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die You're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die So you better have some fun before you say bye-bye 'Cause you're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die