There's a boy named Billy He's from up there in Virginia He makes that lightning holler in them hills He's got a recipe handed down from his pappy In a shiny 50 gallon copper still There's a boy name Jose Makes the best guacamole And the hottest hot tamales in the land He knows how to grow habeneros And he plays in the mariachi band I'll trade you 20 Margaritas for your moonshine Cause I like to have a party all the time I'll trade you 20 margaritas for your moonshine Cause I hear that stuff can really blow your mind When Jose met Billy he was tequila crazy In a honky tok getting cowboy drunk on a moonlight starry night Jose said Billy we ought to have us a party And invite all them senoritas and just watch that full moonshine I'll trade you 20 Margaritas for your moonshine Cause I like to have a party all the time I'll trade you 20 margaritas for your moonshine Cause I hear that stuff can really blow your mind blow your mind Now Jose and Billy became the best of buddies And rasied a lot of hell around the world But they'll never drink and drive cause they wanna stay alive And have time to kiss all the lovely girls I'll trade you 20 Margaritas for your moonshine Cause I like to have a party all the time I'll trade you 20 margaritas for your moonshine Cause I hear that stuff can really blow your mind Oh I hear that stuff can really blow your mind blow your mind