Well I got a girlfriend her name is Maria Sexy spicy hot senorita She like to two step she like to mambo Heats it up like a Texas jalapeno whoo Jalapeno Man whoo Well I get so hot everytime I kiss her Spin me around like an Amarillo twister So I take her fore a ride in my El Camino You know I like my ladies hot like Jalapeno whoo Jalapeno brother whoo Say everybody wanna heat it up wanna eat it up Wanna sing along with me Big and Rich is where the party be Say everybody wanna heat it up wanna eat it up Wanna sing along with me Big and Rich is where the party where the party be Well my baby lets the tequila do the talking Long as she knows that everybody's watching Shaking that thing like a wild bandito You know she burns the whole place up like jalapeno Whoo Jalapeno Man whoo Jalapeno whoo Jalapeno brother