Mistress for Christmas

歌詞

Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the day I just can't wait till Christmas time When I can grope you in the hay Easy come, easy go Have a good time with lots of dough Slippin' up high, slippin' down low Love'm and leave'm on with the show Listen, I like meaphoe in midd one glass (or "female form in minimal dress") Money to spend with a capital "S" Get a date with the woman in red Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed He got it, I want it They got it, I can't have it But I want it, it don't matter She got it, but I can't get it I want a mistress for Christmas Easy come, easy go Slippin' high, slippin' low He got it, I want it They got it, I can't have it I want it, don't matter She got it, and I can't get a - Mistress for Christmas You know what I'm talkin' about, haha They're gonna send me down they're gonna send me down I want the woman in red with her body on my bed [at the bottom of my bed] I can hear you coming down my smokestack I wanna ride on your reindeer honey and ring the bells