My Guy Died (Level 12 Human Sorcerer) (Yendri Remix)

歌詞

We were fighting some trolls In the warrens below Getting close to our goal As far as I know My dude fails a roll And it knocks him prone No standards, moves, or minors I was totally boned It was a critical hit From some little minimal shit When I heard those little dice click I threw a bit of a fit Instead of a saving throw Instead of a glancing blow No medical skills in tow I let my character go My guy died... The coup de grace came up on the 20th side Crit He had 11 Strength 13 Con 16 Dex 11 Intelligence 9 Wisdom 23 Charisma I play a minotaur now My guy died... The coup de grace came up on the 20th side My guy died... No death save modifiers could be applied My guy died... That human saving throw bonus couldn’t save me this time