I'm out here getting wild like a wild baboon Always throwing office parties in the filing room I got a shoebox of receipts from the jet ski place 'Cause I rent jet skis like every day Gettin' crazy all night long in gothic clubs Pickin' daisies with these throngs of panda cubs Kevin Spacey used some tongs in a British pub 'Cause his steak was well done and too hot to pick up I'm wearing wildness slacks Committing wildness acts I'm wearing wildness slacks Committing wildness acts (Guilty of) wildness (Guilty of) acts (Guilty of) wild NES acts [whatever the hell Xero is saying] Yeah Wild Wild Wild to the max with wildness acts I was experimented on by the government They tried to turn me into a rubber gent A rubber gent's a dude who's hella dapper And can bend in weird ways like he's made of plastic I'm always back stage at festivals Getting bonkers with the bands and special guestivals I prefer my pizza with vegetables I got like three brain cells left inside my skull I'm wearing wildness slacks Committing wildness acts I'm wearing wildness slacks Committing wildness acts [whatever the hell Xero is saying] I'm wearing wildness slacks Committing wildness acts I'm wearing wildness slacks Wild to the max with wildness acts