8 o'clock Monday night and I'm waiting To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me Her name is Nona she's a rocker with a nose ring She wears a two way but I'm not quite sure what that means And when she walks All the wind blows and the angels sing She doesn't notice me Cause she is watching wrestling Creaming over tough guys Listening to rap metal Turntables in her eyes It's like a bad movie She is looking through me If you were me then you'd be Screaming Someone shoot me As I fail miserably Trying to get the girl all the bad guys want She's the girl all the bad guys want She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange Her cd changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have And when she walks All the wind blows and the angels sing She'll never notice me Cause she is watching wrestling Creaming over tough guys Listening to rap metal Turntables in her eyes She likes them with a mustache Racetrack season pass Driving in a Trans-Am Does a mullet make a man It's like a bad movie She is looking through me If you were me then you'd be Screaming Someone shoot me As I fail miserably Trying to get the girl all the bad guys want Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want There she goes again With fishnets on and dreadlocks in her hair She broke my heart I wanna be sedated All I wanted was to see her naked Now I am watching wrestling Trying to be a tough guy Listening to rap metal Turntables in my eyes I can't grow a mustache And I ain't got no season pass All I got's a moped moped moped It's like a bad movie She is looking through me If you were me then you'd be Screaming Someone shoot me As I fail miserably Trying to get the girl all the bad guys want Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want