Rock! She works at Hot Topic, his heart microscopic She thinks that it's love, but to him it's sex He listens to Emo, but Fat Mike's his hero His bank account's zero what comes next? Same song, different chorus It's stupid, contagious to be broke and famous Can someone please save us from Punk Rock 101 My Dickies, your sweatpants my spiked hair, your new Vans Let's throw up our rock hands for Punk Rock 101 She bought him a skateboard a rail slide, his knee tore He traded it for drums at the local pawn shop She left him for staring at girls and not caring When she cried 'cause she thought Bon Jovi broke up same song, second chorus Don't forget to delay On the very last word Seven years later he works as a waiter She married a trucker, and he's never there The story never changes just the names and faces Like Tommy and Geena they're livin' on a prayer Did you just say that? I said It's stupid, contagious to be broke and famous Can someone please save us from Punk Rock 101 My Dickies, your rock hands my spiked hair, your new Vans Let's shop-lift some sweatpants for Punk Rock 101 It's stupid, contagious to be broke and famous Can someone please save us from Punk Rock 101 My Dickies, your rock hands my spiked hair, your new Vans Let's shop-lift some sweatpants for Punk Rock 101