Kissin' On the Sly

歌詞

Spoken: Now people listen; A kiss is nothing divided by two. Now you kiss an old maid once she'll scream out with delight; you kiss her twice she'll set up all night; you kiss her three times she'll holler for more; Because she knows how the old thing works, she's been there before. When a man falls in love with his little turtle dove He will linger all around under her jaw He will kiss her for a mother, a sister, or a brother Till her father comes and kicks him from the door Pulls a pistol from his pocket and vows he will cock it And blow away his giddy brain His duckie says he mustn't, tis unloaded and he doesn't So they're kissing one another each again For the old maids love it, the widows are above it They've all got a finger in the pie Some girls think it haughty as it is so very naughty But you can bet their all a-kissing on the sly When a girl is seventeen, she will think it rather mean If she don't get on to something for a smash She will pucker up her mouth with a pretty little pout As she fumbles underneath the big moustache She will make a fellow shrivel, she'll make him jump the river And thick as close as granulated glue You had better never tell her, you're some other girl's feller She will masticate your smeller, if you do If you want to kiss her neatly, kiss her sweetly and completely If you want to kiss her social, kiss her twice When you get a chance to kiss her, make a dodge or two and miss her Then slap it on and kiss her once or twice Hot Dog!