Who's been here since I been gone? Pretty little gal with the red dress on Roast beef, chicken and whisky too I'm so happy don't know what to do I'm gettin' happy, don't you know Come (sometimes Run) along buddie don't you want to go? Set myself in a pan of grease Slipped and fell against the mantlepiece Take care boys of raising sand I'm gettin' happy, don't you know Come (sometimes Run) along buddie don't you want to go? Set myself in a pan of grease Slipped and fell against the mantlepiece Take care boys of raising sand Left your booze and chucked your cider Lemon extract and old Budweiser Horsetail pills, a little oxtail tonic The good book says a little's good for the stomach I'm gettin' happy, don't you know Come (sometimes Run) along buddie don't you want to go? Set myself in a pan of grease Slipped and fell against the mantlepiece Take care boys of raising sand Crank your Ford, I'll hold your baby Whisky's scarce and I don't mean maybe I have trusted to my sorrow Pay today and credit tomorrow I'm gettin' happy, don't you know Come (sometimes Run) along buddie don't you want to go? Set myself in a pan of grease Slipped and fell against the mantlepiece Take care boys of raising sand Went myself in a Cadillac 8 Turned around the corner at a rapid rate Met a young lady passing by I throwed her a kiss and I heard her cry I'm gettin' happy, don't you know Come (sometimes Run) along buddie don't you want to go? Set myself in a pan of grease Slipped and fell against the mantlepiece Take care boys of raising sand There is something that I know If you want to get to heaven get right and go Never get to heaven on a ballroom floor Satan gonna slide you right through the door I'm gettin' happy, don't you know Come (sometimes Run) along buddie don't you want to go? Set myself in a pan of grease Slipped and fell against the mantlepiece Take care boys of raising sand There is something sure enough Never get to heaven with a nose full of snuff There is something sure in life Never go to heaven with another man's wife